90% of British population gay

A new in-depth study by the Institute of Gay and New Labour Affairs
(IGNLA) has revealed that the proportion of gays in Britain is far
higher than thought. Previously given as 10%, the real figure is about

Just a small minority of Britain's population is not gay and most of
these are now believed to be in denial or afraid to 'come out'. Only
one person has been identified who is definitely not gay. His identity
is being kept secret to protect him from decent people outraged by his

The news comes just as Britain's marriage of the year is about to be
nationally celebrated in Windsor with all-day television coverage.