Re: What kind of

with a handle like 'thunderpants' haven't you learned to say *** OFF yet?
.... try it! and you'll feel better too! ... and don't worry about
Lachlan, he absolutely hates his job and besides, he's getting the sack next
week for his ineptitude ... the phones ringing now, so go give them the
four and three!!

regards

omega

"Thunderpants" <pants@xxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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cretin works at a call centre, cold-calling people at home, hoping to make
a sale of some such piece of guff, and, more to the point, how do you stop
them from calling?

Seriously, I get between 2 and 6 calls a day at home from these morons and
I've been trying to work out the best response for them.

a) 'Hello... Before we start, can I take the billing address of your
company? I charge £5 a minute for my residential listening service...'

b) 'I'm sorry, I'm rather busy at the moment, could you give me your home
phone number and I'll call you back later...'

c) 'Take this fucking number out of your database, you gormless cunts...'

d) 'Hello, Anglican Marketing Limited...'

What do you reckon? Do you have a strategy that has worked?


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