Every home needs one!

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was
admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She
invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed
a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with
water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
with
tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she ! replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the
park a few months ago and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that
it
would
prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?'


--
Heard melodies are sweet, but those Unheard are sweeter
flyingnun@xxxxxxxxxxxxx FN 2°°8 +, Mungo Brandybuck of Buckland


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