Re: An Irishman.......

Splodge wrote:
An Irishman is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running
late?' 'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was
just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special about it?'
The Irishman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am
wearing panties!'
The Irishman smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's running
about an hour fast. Can I buy you a drink?
Love it!!!!! :)
--
Pete C
London UK


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