Re: Joke time 1
- From: Bernadette <nomail@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:50:26 GMT
On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:14:12 +0000, wtwjgc wrote:
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. "Betty, I
was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?" "Oh Jack, why would you ask
such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please." "Well, all right. Yes, 3
times."
"Three? When were they?"
"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to
start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember
how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed
the loan papers, no questions asked?" "Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I
respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me!
So, when was number 2?" "Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart
attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon
would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do
the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?" "I can't
believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save
my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you
must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"
"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be
president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"
LOL, do you remember three nuns baccy Joe?
--
Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light
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