Re: Uncle Wizbang is dead



John #8 wrote:
Uncle Wizbang was electrocuted by a RadioShack pacemaker
he purchased at a thrift shop. He had his 15 minutes of fame as
the inventor the rectal harmonica. After the great harmonica
crash of 1997 he drifted from job to job: balloon vendor, monkey
groomer & cheese snifter. He rowed a log to England where as a
self proclaimed bishop, walking the Midlands with a band of rogue
alter boys at his side he administered forced communion to lapsed
Catholics. Uncle Wizbang felt he was special because one of his
testicles was shaped like a Brazil nut & the other like a cashew.
He loved to run up to women, screaming, "how about some mixed
nuts, baby." He will be missed.

John:

He!he! glad you are in good spirits John#8 - I liked the rectal
harmonica bit!!
Good to get your post.
--
Jackie
oOoOo


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