Re: String theory

Bram wrote:
Anita wrote:
String Theory
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The
bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends.
A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The
bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't
serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties
himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks
back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."


A piece of tarmac is drinking at the bar when a green piece of tarmac
walks in.
"Right. That's it!!" says the peice of tarmac drinking at the
bar,"I'm off!" "Why?" Says the barman.
"him that's just walked in", said the peice of tarmac drinking at the
bar.., "He's a bit of a cycle path."


;-)

We don't have green cycle paths down this way Bram!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--
Jackie
oOoOo


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