Re: String theory



Anita wrote:
String Theory
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The
bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A
few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The
bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't
serve strings here."

So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties
himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks
back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

Another good one Anita - have you got your Bumper Fun book out??? <bg>
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Jackie
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