Good news bad news 2
Doctor : The bad news is they made a mistake in the
operating theatre and cut the wrong leg off.
Patient : What's the good news ?
Doctor : We can save your bad leg.
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(soc.culture.scottish) - Re: Bad Joke
... A doctor calls his patient for an appointment 2 days after all the tests ... Doctor says to him, "I have good news, and I have worse news." ... He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left inner ear and a ... me leg keeps talkin' to me. ...
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