What a thing to say!

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.


But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both result in death

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Len aka Old Grizzly
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Relevant Pages

  • Re: Guts or Balls?
    ... There is a medical distinction between the two..... ... We've all heard about people having guts or balls, ... perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt ...
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  • Re: Guts or Balls?
    ... There is a medical distinction between the two..... ... GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' ... BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ...
    (rec.boats)
  • Re: Guts or Balls?
    ... There is a medical distinction between the two..... ... We've all heard about people having guts or balls, ... by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ...
    (rec.boats)
  • Re: Guts or Balls?
    ... There is a medical distinction between the two..... ... We've all heard about people having guts or balls, ... by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ...
    (rec.boats)
  • Re: Guts or b*lls
    ... Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, ... Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, ... your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ...
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