The lie clock
- From: "Tyke" <tyke@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:38:47 +0930
You might have seen this one before.......but just in
case....................
Cherie Blair died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.Peter at
the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Cherie, "whose clock is
that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Cherie. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Where's Tony's clock?" asked Cherie.
"Tony's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as ceiling fan."
--
Tyke
Luck is when the paths of opportunity and preparation cross.
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