It's started

I think someone is avin ago at me already.

Got this in my mail :o)

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Dear Mrs. xxxxx

Over the past six months, your husband, Mr.xxxxx has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behaviour and have
considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We
have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of
our clerks are attending counselling from the trouble your husband has
caused. All complaints against Mr.xxxxx have been compiled and are listed
below.


President and CEO of Wal Mart Complaint Department


MEMO Re: Mr.xxxxx - things Mr. xxxxx has done
while his spouse is shopping:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
put them in people's carts when they weren't
looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor
leading to the rest rooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in
an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and
watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to
put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'
sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping
department and told other shoppers he'd invite
them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help
him, he begins to cry and asks, ?Why can't you
people just leave me alone?'?
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera;
used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where
the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously
loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced
his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when
people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK
ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over
the loud speaker, he assumes the foetal position
and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door and waited a while; then, yelled, very
loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

It's hell when you're retired and don't have anything to do!!!








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