Up

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this:


There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other
two-letter word, and that is "UP."


It's easy to understand UP meaning towards the sky or at the top of the
list, but when we awakened in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a
meeting, why does the topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the
officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a
report?


We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP
the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We look UP
the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little
word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for
tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one
thing but to be dressed UP is special.



And this UP is confusing: a drain must be opened UP because it is stopped
UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.


We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the
proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized
dictionary, it takes UP almost ¼ of the page and can add UP to about
thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list
of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if
you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it
threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we
say it is clearing UP.


When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP. When it
doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP.


One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now as my time is UP.
So...time to shut UP.


Oh, one more thing:


What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at
night?

U - P.


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