Seasonal Greetings (With Certain Conditions Imposed)..:-))

Here are some 'Seasonal Greetings' with Conditions so as I can't be sued if
things turn out differently for you !.... :-))


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, gender-neutral
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not
to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the
only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference
of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and
is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of
the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.
--
Bigbazza (Barry)..Oz



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