Towel trick

THE TOWEL TRICK

An elderly Jewish gentleman marries a much younger woman. No matter what
he does sexually, the wife never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is
entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi.

The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and made the
following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you
are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will
help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young
man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help
and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.

"Okay," he says to the husband, "let's try it reversed. Have the young
man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the rabbi's advice. The young man gets into bed
with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to
work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous,
room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly:

"You see, you young schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel".



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