Re: Bl**dy Women!!!!

Ergo wrote:
> My dear wife, was not happy with the state of my hoodie (sans hood)
> type of top that I wear when I venture out into the garden. It looked
> perfectly fine to me, didn't smell and was warm and cosy to wear. I
> wore it yesterday when I ventured up a ladder to replace an outside
> bulkhead type of light. When I had finished the top still looked
> respectable and smelt the same.
>
> As I was going to put another one up this morning I looked for my
> cosy top and saw it hanging over a radiator. I felt it and was
> pleased it was nice and warm. In the pocket was still a couple of
> spare screws (where do they all come from?) and my mobile phone. Mrs
> E looked at me and said, 'is it dry yet?' 'That was quick', she said,
> 'I only washed it last evening' I reached for my mobile phone and of
> course it was not working.
>
> Questions: How long does a mobile take to dry out?
> Why do women have this urge to wash things?
> Why don't they check the pockets first?
>
> If you need me don't call me on the mobile number!!!

My wife never checks pockets.
The number of times Ive had me club cards or pocket diary washed ???? There
is often something rattling ouround in the washer...ussually spare
change....and the things I find in the filter.

Bill


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