Re: Musical jokes...


"JNugent" <not.telling@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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There are load of them currently being posted in the jazz guitar NG.

I thought this one would raise a smile here:

Q: Approximately how long does it take to tune a mandolin?

A: Nobody knows, it's never been done.

<snip>



This happened to me today.....

I was picking up some boxes of CD's from a production company today. I
turned up at the place of business with my mrs and the guy opens the door
and says "You here for the cd's? Hey i recognise you dont I?"

I reply that probably not but I do play a little music, anyway as I head off
to open the boot, I overhear him say to my mrs. "Typical he didn't pick any
of the gear up to take to the car with him.". On returning to the biulding,
he says to me, "You aren't a drummer perchance are you?"

Angof


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