Re: You will need one loaf of sliced bread and several packets of baking powder.
- From: Eric Jarvis <web@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2006 21:54:48 +0100
Morris Finsbury qrnq_znatyrq_cvtrba@xxxxxxx wrote in
<443543c4$0$5011$db0fefd9@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:
Manufacture:
a) Place a large heap of baking powder (3 to 5 table spoons) onto a slice of
bread.
b) Cover with a second slice.
c) Crimp the edges to make a large 'ravioli' square (moisten bread if
required).
d) Trim the crusts.
e) Repeat.
Deployment:
a) Position yourself at a busy seaside resort.
b) Observe the local avian wildlife, note particularly any seagulls sniffing
or sneezing.
c) Hurl the 'ravioli into the air.
There you have it, instructions for a Dirty Bird Bomb. I wonder if Langley
will pick it up?
(Seagulls cannot 'belch')
Bugger that. Go for broke. Use carbide. Even belching doesn't help if your
stomach has already exploded.
An acquaintance of mine (I hesitate to use the word friend) at uni claimed
to have regularly used that technique to "entertain" tourists in the lake
district when he was a kid.
--
eric
www.ericjarvis.co.uk
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
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