Re: Behave


"Puppet Master (the artist formerly known as Shrike)"
<hauntedriver@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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I quickly tire of the predictable, dull-witted ripostes from the likes
of....well, we all know who. It's often fun to kick at an anthill in
passing but at least are more entertaining than Messrs Plowman,
Frootbat et al have been of late.

Clearly I "stimulate" some of you into feverish excitement (nudge
nudge, Freud Freud). Let's face it, during my absence the discussion
in UMTM is usually banal, low brow, shallow and insipid. Plowman
strutting up and down wearing his "I invented the interweb" t-shirt
(xxxxxl); Lawrence posting tedious one-liners because he doesn't
actually watch UK tv and is only here for the company; Alan Hopeless
exposing himself while telling his victims they asked for it; Frootbat
posting one-sided gossip about others while wearing an invisibility
cloak; Ian F prancing about like a drag queen, enthusiastically
allying himself to anyone who talks tough; Michael Adams selectively
quoting dubious facts in mile long posts in order to justify his
mildly autistic rants; etc etc.

Silly squabbles occasionally flare-up, usually of the 'my-penis-is-
bigger-than-your-penis' variety, with Alan Hope running around calling
everybody a cnut as Frootbat chases him with a pig's bladder on a
stick. Goya and Bosch might have made character studies of you all,
squeezing you into the background of a larger picture, symbolising
something like 'The Lunacy Of The Childish Ego' or 'Sexual Frustration
In The Old Sinners'. But in terms of depth, the deepest your
conversations aspire to is a wafer-thin superficial reflection of
views and analysis culled from the gutter press.

Within a few short days of my returning to provoke with polemical
comments, you have swiftly degenerated to the oh-so-predictable
behaviour of ignoring the issues and instead posting the same-old
tedious and malicious speculations about me, my private life and my
family.

Collectively you bore me. I pity you and cannot take seriously your
nasty comments. You don't know any better and nor can you aspire to
anything different, least of all anything wittier or more
entertaining.

So, I'm off to let you nurse your wounds for a while and to jabber
amongst yourselves like demented jackals. Behave during my absence,
but more importantly, please please please get some new material, or
else my next visit will be even shorter, for despite your
protestations to the contrary, many of us know you crave my company
and attention.

I appoint Krusty as leader in my absence.

CB

Its sad that this is the type attention you need so badly. Its sad that you
think you are in control and what you want to get out of it is so damaging.

Apparently we bore you, yet here you are. You think you are important, but
the only time you are mentioned is in your own threads. Threads that you
start in order to get negative replies. You try so hard to appear superior
and in control, yet you don't even understand what your own position is.

You enjoy being insulted and put down, you have no other point, and all you
have the power to do is switch that on and when you can't deal with it any
more you flounce as you are doing here, because you don't have the power to
stop or alter it. Except this time you have tried to mask it as a break.
Last time you claimed it was permanent, and got slaughtered for it. Now you
change tack.

And of course you will be back with the usual insults that you know will get
only one response. If you had any control or power, you would be able to
change that. But you can't, because you are too weak. You couldn't stay away
from here even if you wanted to, you just can't. Why? Because you like it
too much.

Think it through, Barker. People here just treat you like a subhuman, and
you keep coming back for more. So, we can only be validating what you
already know to be true. That is the only way it can work. You believe you
are subhuman, and that you don't deserve any better. It also show that even
you don't really believe all the things you claim about your self. These are
figments of your own imagination.

Perhaps you should work on getting a normal life and work through what ever
has lead to so desperately want to be treated in this way.

AC


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