Re: OT - *** little chavvy shits

On 14 Sep, 00:45, Anton Gÿsen <an...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Dom Robinson wrote:
I posted a while back when there were kids from down the street
pulling at one of the branches on the big tree outside my house (I'm
still trying to find someone who'll just remove the damn thing but no
joy so far) and although spraying Mr Muscle and even ketchup on it
deterred them for a bit, they've come back again.

When I got in earlier on I saw two kids sat on my wall, I knew what
they were doing, they didn't even bat an eyelid and I said nothing as
I knew what I was planning later - and I kept an occasional eye on
them (they seem to move between walls down the street - so perhaps
they hang about longest where they get hassle, so if you ignore them
they move on, because they're looking for a reaction - and if you do
give them a reaction what would you expect to get other than a
mouthful or potential criminal damage? - and don't expect their
parents to care because the ones I've seen either have more fake tan
than Judith Chalmers or are able to answer the question "Who ate all
the pies?" simply by turning up)

So, I've liberally sprayed the tree (where they've been picking at it)
and the wall where they've sat with Mr Muscle and next time it's
bleach (on the wall, at least) since it's not as obvious as ketchup.

Any further ideas? (or better ones that I've had so far). My bedroom
window is right above them, but I don't have a big pot of boiling oil
in a convenient place.

Dog ***!

Strangely, there's not enough about as there used to. Often there'd be
one dumped outside the house by a dog kindly stopping with its owner.
Once I parked up just as a dog was going past with its owner and the
man let his dog start to piss against the wall. I wound the window
down and said "DO YOU MIND!!!?" They quickly left.
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