Re: OT - new type of pub urinal


"John Rowland" <johnr@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Krustov wrote:
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Obviously for male use .

The idea being when you step on the pressure pad - your body weight is
taken - and a calculation is done .

The calculation being if you piss enough fluid - then you are rewarded
with the fruit machine reels spinning - along with those flashing
trail lights found on fruit machines .

If you dont piss enough fluid - then the urinal makes a DUH DUH family
fortunes type of sound .

Do you like the idea - and do you think pubs would install the new
type of urinal ? .

It should be competitive, with the winner being the guy who's pumping out
the most liquid. I think there's a gap in the market for a connversation
starter in male toilets. You could call it "Piss Off".



Most liquid would be good for pub sales, but I reckon most powerful would be
more fun. Or, olde skool highest perhaps.

Hey, pressure pads as targets. Different positions and pressures. Give
points for smaller targets, and ones that need high pressure. Or calculate
pressure against target size. At the end of the night, the highest score has
their bar bill paid.

Would love to see the women's version..........

AC


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