Re: OT - Blimey This Weather

On 1 Aug, 16:00, Sofa - Spud <comfyso...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Mike Plowman wrote:
On Fri, 1 Aug 2008 04:26:55 -0700 (PDT), Saviour Machine
<hauntedri...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Yet still a million times funnier than anything you've ever managed
Barker. How iswww.satirefire.co.ukdoingthese days? Are the hits per
day racking up steadily? Been accepted for Google ads now that you've
hit 10,000 visitors per day. Backers knocking your door down in their
desperation to back you in your publicly stated aim to transfer to a
paper magazine format within months? Hospitals the length and breadth
of the land struggling to cope with the sheer number of visitors to it
turning up in Casualty to have their sides stitched back up?

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No, it wasn't funnier. Hence the deafening silence which greeted your
post.

Except for you, obviously, satire boy. But then mine was just a throw
away one liner in a newsgroup, not some dreadfully designed website
which I trumpeted as going to become a magazine.

Has your famous coimedian seen your 'satire' website? And if so, what
are the prospects of him recovering from his coma?

Here's the launch of satire fire

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.media.tv.misc/msg/c6faa4d86575d1c...

heres the thread

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk.media.tv.misc/browse_thread/threa...

It fell flat then it falls flat now - just like everything the failure
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I've been too busy to develop it but am deeply flattered that you,
Plowman and "Middleton" are such regular visitors. However, if you
think you can do better, please feel free, the floor is all yours.

[Faint noises resembling sobbing child can be heard.]

What's that you say? You can't, because the full extent of your
talents are limited to posting badly worded usenet rants and running a
-one-man-and-his-white-van signwriting business in Solihull?

Thought so. It's a bit rich for someone who contributes absolutely
nothing to the internet to criticise others who do. If you do have a
website, it is probably so hideously dull that you are dare not link
to it. So, unless you can post anything funnier than Satire Fire in
UKTM - or link to a better website that you are personally responsible
for - then your criticisms will be regarded as naught but the
hypocritical rantings of an impotent fraud.



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