Miss Hooley on Balamory

I've had a couple of days 'working from home' with a poorly son, and
have been subjected to CBeebies all day long. That Miss Hooley on
Balamory is a bit odd. She's what Viz would call a borderline boiler,
the eyes say no, the nuts say go. If you can get past the teeth and
the odd hair and the starey eyes, she's got a lovely figure, even if
she has been wearing the same clothes for 5 years!
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