Re: What Does Jonathan Ross Do All Summer?

Jeff Lawrence wrote:

"THX 1138" <hauntedriver@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1156361704.625026.280000@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

If your mum has any old antiques knocking about that she wants
clearing, be sure to recommend me, will you?

I spoke to her earlier. She said you can have my dad if you
want him.
Cheers
Jeff

Only if he mows lawns. If he can do a little light gardening and sleep
in a draughty shed under a hessian sack with all of the beetles and
earwigs, then send him along. Just so long as he isn't as high
maintenance as his son.

I don't want him tapping on the French doors at four in the morning
asking for a rusk, or wassailing the night away on my homemade
blackberry wine, singing ungrateful Dahlesque ditties about his new
employer.

.

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