Re: Twins of Evil TONITE!!!!!

Dry Gulch Pete wrote:

Fanged fun for after the footie! :-D

Pool old Dennis Price reduced to such circumstances....worse, he went
on to make HORROR HOSPITAL which must surely qualify as one of the most
awful films ever made.

"I say, do you have any work for me?"

"Actually, yes. How do you fancy having your head cut off by a mini
that has been fitted with chariot-style knives to the hub caps? It
stars Robin Asquith and features a mad scientist in a wheelchair who
wears a costume of human skin because underneath he is horribly burnt.
Oh, and he lobotomises attractive young girls so can ravish them in his
naked burnt state."

"What, me, ravage young girls?"

(Chokes on drink.)

"No, the mad scientist. (Sniggers.) Your role is thoroughly dignified."


"Oh, well in that case, I'll do it for five hundred quid up front."

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