Re: Impressions after 1 week


"DAB sounds worse than FM" <dab.is@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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I was seriously not going to watch this year, had decided against it after
watchig the opening show, I barely watched last year due to the freaks in
the house and felt the same this year.

After shabaz's eviction I decided to give it a go and I'm actually really
enjoying the bunch of housemates in the house this year. Good mix and
mostly good, nice, normal people. They've scheduled a live show on monday
and it's rumoured they're putting in two identical twins. Not sure if
they're doing the US style twin twist (two twins, one in the house, one in a
secret room and they swap over every couple of days for a couple of
weeks...if they survive they play as individuals, if they're caught they
play as one person (if ones evicted they both go)

I think our housemates are too thick to figure it out and it could be very
funny and interesting for the next couple of weeks...

George - he's okay. Didn't think I'd like him cos he's posh, but he's
quite chilled out and not arrogant, which a lot of posh people are.

yeah I like george....my favourite guy in the hosue.

Glyn - Quite possibly the most boring man in the world. He also thinks in
Welsh and says himself that he's not fluent in English. He therefore fails
my rule of thumb for immigration, so he should be deported back to where
he came from so long as he won't be tortured in his home country.

he's a fucking retard

Grace - Boring, thinks she's something but she's not, and she looks
strikingly similar to Gollum. She's also worryingly easy to snog, so she's
therefore a slapper.

I like her, she's cute and as Scottish as I am, I love that posh nottinghill
english accent. Theres a chick in my work who has the exact same accent and
I'm the only one who thinks she's hot.

Imogen - Quite nice, well meaning personality. I thought she was going to
be vain at first but she's not. Needs to ditch Sezer so that she's got a
chance with me when she gets out.

she's great....my favourite girl in the house

Mikey - A bit boring, but might come out of his shell a bit once Grace has
dumped him in favour of George (which would be the 3rd person she's
snogged so far)

yeah he's really done nothing so far considering his audition tape....

Lea - Likes to be fucked up the arse and then sucking the man's ***.
Needs to attend parenting classes.

yeah she's annoying, seems like she'd be a nice person but I just can't
watch her...she wants to be the mother of the house....sick

Lisa - Swears far too much for a lady and laughs too much at things that
aren't funny. An embarassment to everyone from Manchester.

she's fucking hideous, type of girl who deserves to be punched in the ear.
Fucking hideous, annoying as hell....yet one of the favourites amongst the
great british public...fucking reatrds that they are

Nikki - Unintentionally funny. Needs to be slapped several times until she
accepts that money doesn't make you happy.

of course money makes you happy....I have some, I'd like more.... but to
quote the great office space
"if I had a million dollars I'd do nothing all day"
"***...ma cousin does that and he's broke"

Pete - Doesn't let his Tourette's get him down, entertaining and always
sees the best in everyone. Should win BB by a mile.

he probably will but I can't stand him...he's so annoying....

Richard - Started off okay, then went down in my estimations when he was
bullying Shabaz, but he might improve again now.

shockingly I liked him more after his instigating the group to abandon
shabaz....

Sezer - Thinks he da man, which is the sum total of his personality.
Therefore boring. Now he's got Imogen he rarely seems to open his mouth.
Hopefully that will continue until he gets evicted.

If a man won big brother at this point I'd hope it was him. It's an odd
number season so a girl will probably win. Anna should have won BB1*, Kate
won BB3, ManBeastNadia won BB5...
I recon it's a girls year this year....

chris

*Craig only won BB1 because of the confrontation of Nick...which Craig took
credit for despite Darren being the one who suspected cheating, investigated
by searching Nick's case while Craig stood telling him not to, discovered
the evidence and confronted Nick about what he had done. It was only after
Darren got Nick to admit to it that Craig started laying into him...which
was the moment he won BB. Anna won it on merrit and should have walked away
with the prize.




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