Re: Alastair Stewart and Katie Dereham
- From: "Mr Nemo" <hauntedriver@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: 28 Feb 2006 13:37:39 -0800
John Rowland wrote:
I wish I'd been at the meeting when this Dream Team was picked.... the
producer must have said "We need our programme to be fronted by the world's
slimiest man and the world's slimiest woman".
Alastair Stewart would make the perfect Dr Who villain. Those camply
arched eyebrows, the coldly regarding eyes, the smarmy
public-school-swot style of vocal delivery.
His finest moment came was when he was nicked a second time for
drink-driving. Here's the footage they cut from his ITV show POLICE
CAMERA WHATEVER.
Stewart: This silly motorist thinks its perfectly alright to quaff a
bottle of expensive red wine and then get behind the wheel of a
Bentley, showing no regard whatsover for the fact that there might be a
troop of Brownies or Cubs out trick-or-treating or singing Christmas
carols. Watch how he weaves around the traffic lights as though he were
ballroom dancing. Well, thankfully the Police were on hand to....hey! I
recognise that registration number. Cut! Cut!
Producer: You have been, you smarmy hypocrite. You're fired!
.
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