Re: Irish

"Toooldtocare" <Toooldtocare@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"TGS" <tightguard@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking
up to the counter.

The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

"If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?

Demanded the Irishman indignantly.

"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?"

Then, warming to his theme, he went on:

"Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?

Would ya? Would Ya?"

The assistant said: "Well no".

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it
up a gear.

"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?

"What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

"Well, I probably wouldn't," conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says, "Well,
all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked
for Irish sausages?"

The assistant replied: "Because you're in fucking Homebase!"


Hey Tight Arse Security, that was a very funny joke. Good one.




It was ok but I had to google "Homebase".

Apparently the Brit version of Home Depot over here.

So are you saying they don't sell sausages at your do it yerself stores?

That's rather odd - perhaps the bloke in the joke had been shopping
previously in the US
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/bfs/429836303.html


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Nigel Brooks


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