Re: Pratcial jokes going too far




"Hatter Returns" <bill.gates@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 19:54:43 +0100, "Trigger" <Trigger@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

I know I'm not the bright spark in a box of matches (hence the nickname
Trigger alledgedly) but I don't see why people find the need to take the
piss particularly using live fish.

It happened for the third time the other night when I went to Dover (which
is in Kent) to pick up some crates of Dover Sole. A flick of a tail fin
brushed the slushy ice away and out of a crate of gutted fish "jumps" a
live
fish which made me jump (I hate fish) and everyone laughed.

The first time it happened (last year) I dropped the crate due to shock,
which brought everyone down in stitches of laughter. I thought the
trawalmen had left a live fish in the crate by mistake.

The second time it happened I was still shocked but noticed the fish was a
live trout in a crate of plaice. I can tell the difference as I am not
stupid. I guess it must have been put there by the agent's staff.

I just do not see the funny side of it. I also feel hurt that it is
always
aimed at me.


smack 'em round the head with a wet fish!

someone did that for charity. he put himself on ebay for that purpose. They
need a seaking to.


.



Relevant Pages

  • Pratcial jokes going too far
    ... piss particularly using live fish. ... brushed the slushy ice away and out of a crate of gutted fish "jumps" a live ... The first time it happened I dropped the crate due to shock, ... trawalmen had left a live fish in the crate by mistake. ...
    (uk.local.kent)
  • Pratical jokes going too far
    ... piss particularly using live fish. ... brushed the slushy ice away and out of a crate of gutted fish "jumps" a live ... The first time it happened I dropped the crate due to shock, ... trawalmen had left a live fish in the crate by mistake. ...
    (uk.local.shropshire)
  • Re: Pratcial jokes going too far
    ... piss particularly using live fish. ... "jumps" a live fish which made me jump and everyone ... The first time it happened I dropped the crate due to shock, ...
    (uk.local.kent)
  • Re: Pratcial jokes going too far
    ... to take the piss particularly using live fish. ... "jumps" a live fish which made me jump and everyone ... The first time it happened I dropped the crate due to ...
    (uk.local.kent)
  • Re: Pratcial jokes going too far
    ... piss particularly using live fish. ... to pick up some crates of Dover Sole. ... "jumps" a live fish which made me jump and everyone ... The first time it happened I dropped the crate due to shock, ...
    (uk.local.kent)

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