Re: Millwall Fan


"Bobby Bewl" <a@xxxxx> wrote in message
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A bloke on his way home, tonight, comes to a dead halt in traffic and
thinks to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's
moving."

He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of
cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies: "It's a *Millwall* fan, he's just so depressed about
losing to Gillingham, tonight, losing to Brighton last Saturday being
knocked out of Europe the other season demoted last season and the
prospect of winning naff all after gobbing off all season, he's
threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.

He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he has
never had a job.

I'm walking around taking a collection for him."

"Oh really?" says the bloke. "How much have you collected so far?".

"Only about 1/2 a litre, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

Bobby Bewl


Lmao, thanks Bobby, actually I was meant to go to the game tonight, however,
I knew in my heart of hearts we would lose and decided against being
ridiculed by my friends (once again!)..... To be a Millwall fan you really
do need a sense of self depricating humour cos we're basically crap!

JB
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