Re: Stealing Milk

"martyn" <martyn@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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| Go down your local butchers and see if they've got a couple of sheep's
| eyes, then open a bottle & drop them into the bottom & reseal it.
Leave
| it on the step next morning.

I'd have used a slug or snail.

| One downside to this and the laxative/antifreeze/rat poison idea is
the
| scumbag who's nicking it could be selling it on to unsuspecting
innocents!

Well, they wouldn't be innocents after that. Anyone who regularly buys
cheap milk ought to realise it's nicked.
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.-. Laury
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