Re: Nobody about then???


"Glåswèg1àn" <not.telling@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken"
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| On Wed, 4 Jul 2007 22:47:18 +0100, Glåswèg1àn wrote:
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| > Just rembered a joke from my child hood, (well part of it) and it was
abcess
| > makes the fart go HONDA ??

The emphasis was on the (well part of it) bit

|
| Baffled totally baffled.
| Where abouts is the joke? I think you left the out!
|
| But thanks for the effort.


The joke went...

Wee Billy goes to the doc because of a problem with his farting. There's
Wee Billy sitting in front of the Doc and the Doc asks him "Whats wrong
Billy?"

"It's ma farts doactur! Ah keep on fartin' aww day an they soun' like a
motorbike" replies Wee Billy.

"What do you mean?" says the Doc

"Haud up, here's wan noo" Billy lets out this ripsnorter of a fart that goes
HONDA.

The doc gasps through the stench "You don't need me Billy. Go to your
dentist."

"Howzat Doc?"

"Everyone knows an abcess makes the farts go Honda."



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