Cheeky basturts


http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/hi/news/5056407.html

He's a rocker, he's a roller
He's a right-out-of-controller
He's a wheeler, he's a dealer
He's a wicked woman stealer
He's a bruiser, he's a cruiser
He's a ROCKIN', ROLLIN' MAN

(apologies to Bon Scott, wherever he is)

Compare to this:

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/hi/news/5056363.html

Noo, if this bunch a clapped oot, washed up, tax dodging tossers urnae
"wrinkly rockers", then who (them tae) the *** is? When it comes to
strutting his stuff, Angus pisses aw ower thum.

Basturts.

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