Lack of purple prose.

According to my Google summary in the past two days 15 people have
tuned in to this group to read, mark and learn from the pearls of
wisdom strewn all over by us brilliant Essx geezers (no, not you
Geezer - go back to sleep!) However these peeps have found - NUFFINK!

Sorry about that folks.The fact is the residents of Essex work so hard
that when they get home they are so cream crackered they really can't
go making up sparkling gems just to entertain the rest of the country.
We sit at home and brood about the enormous percentage of our wonga
that is filtched by that fat scotty, Gordon Brown! Or on the other
hand perhaps we've got something else to occupy our minds - you know
what they say about Essex girls - well it's all true.

Lemon

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