Re: Still alive...just

What about this one?

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for The job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard
and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the
rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job,and the ranch
looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on
Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did
as she directed.

Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.

Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light.

Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired!

*Elle

You can tell how ancient I am as I remember this being a Lady Penelope and
Parker joke in the sixties!

Geezer



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