Re: Kinglemming's blog...


"Kinglemming" <steve.b@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 20:01:43 -0000, "Geezer"
> <hillboy4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> >
> >"Kinglemming" <steve.b@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >news:sd6im1hhbskn58tlpb5tknk5f1vgdlv2ed@xxxxxxxxxx
> >> On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 19:54:21 -0000, "Geezer"
> >> <hillboy4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Kinglemming" <steve.b@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> >news:i16im19admj3g22tq1djekbek2i59km1t3@xxxxxxxxxx
> >> >> On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 19:49:13 -0000, "Geezer"
> >> >> <hillboy4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >"Kinglemming" <steve.b@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> >> >news:un5im1ld66ndh36hhfst4k526ic25hp9m1@xxxxxxxxxx
> >> >> >> On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 19:43:11 -0000, "Geezer"
> >> >> >> <hillboy4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >"Kinglemming" <steve.b@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >news:md5im1ltp1n7t24lea242d8jot29qflpks@xxxxxxxxxx
> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 19:37:32 -0000, "Geezer"
> >> >> >> >> <hillboy4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >"Kinglemming" <steve.b@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> >> >> >> >> >news:f55im1d5jseiddv4m6t431ae560fhnhn6m@xxxxxxxxxx
> >> >> >> >> >> On Wed, 2 Nov 2005 18:34:55 -0000, "Geezer"
> >> >> >> >> >> <hillboy4@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> >Kinglemming decided to go horse riding with Elle.
> >> >> >> >> >> >Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully
> >mounts
> >> >the
> >> >> >> >horse
> >> >> >> >> >> >and appears in complete command of the situation as the
horse
> >> >> >gallops
> >> >> >> >> >> >along at a steady pace. Elle admiringly looks on.
> >> >> >> >> >> >After a short time Kinglemming becomes a little casual and
he
> >> >> >begins
> >> >> >> >to
> >> >> >> >> >lose
> >> >> >> >> >> >his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse
around
> >the
> >> >> >neck
> >> >> >> >> >> >shouting for it to stop.
> >> >> >> >> >> >Elle starts to scream and shout for someone to help her
> >friend
> >> >as
> >> >> >> >> >> >Kinglemming has by this time slipped completely out of the
> >> >saddle
> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> >is
> >> >> >> >> >> >only
> >> >> >> >> >> >saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still
has a
> >> >grip
> >> >> >on
> >> >> >> >> >> >the horse's neck.
> >> >> >> >> >> >Kinglemming decides that his best chance is to leap away
from
> >> >the
> >> >> >> >horse,
> >> >> >> >> >but
> >> >> >> >> >> >his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.
> >> >> >> >> >> >As the horse gallops along Kinglemming's head is banging
on
> >the
> >> >> >ground
> >> >> >> >> >and
> >> >> >> >> >> >he
> >> >> >> >> >> >is slipping into unconsciousness.
> >> >> >> >> >> >Elle is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!
> >> >> >> >> >> >Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out
of
> >the
> >> >> >store
> >> >> >> >> >> >and unplugs the horse.
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> LOL no beer for geezer this week then!!!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >> steve
> >> >> >> >> >>
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> >LOL! All I have left is beer...you wouldnt deprive me would
you?
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> aaarrrhhh
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> I cant be that nasty :)
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> steve
> >> >> >> >> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> http://www.stebru.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
> >> >> >> >> http://www.aquatels.co.uk
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Hehe...fanks...and cheers :-)
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> /me says that while i have a nice cool bottle of Becks
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> http://www.stebru.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
> >> >> >> http://www.aquatels.co.uk
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I had some visitors over the weekend...and have had a mixture of
> >> >carlsberg
> >> >> >and grolsch tonight that they left over...will hit the breezers
later
> >if
> >> >> >they run out, lol.
> >> >> >
> >> >>
> >> >> I have 72 bottles of becks in my beer fridge and 2 bottles of JD
just
> >> >> incase
> >> >>
> >> >> steve
> >> >> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!
> >> >>
> >> >> http://www.stebru.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
> >> >> http://www.aquatels.co.uk
> >> >
> >> >Too much for one man...whats the address! lol.
> >> >
> >> LOL I live in basildonk i need it to calm me nerves
> >>
> >> steve
> >> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>
> >> http://www.stebru.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
> >> http://www.aquatels.co.uk
> >
> >lol! Good ole Basildon...nice shopping centre as I recall...went bowling
> >there ages ago...in another life.
> >
>
> Bas Vegas is a good laff of a night nice bowling alley over there
>
> steve
> WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> http://www.stebru.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
> http://www.aquatels.co.uk

Is that the one with the big multi story car park? Thats where I went...was
a birthday party...good fun :-)


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