Re: Missing Prison Inmates

On Thu, 9 Jun 2005 10:06:13 +0100, Jaques d'Alltrades
<creaking.gate@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>The message <1118298487.330849.124090@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>from mick.sturbes@xxxxxxxxx contains these words:
>
>> ........The report states that an average of seven inmates abscond from
>> Sudbury each month, and that this is within the establishment's
>> targets............
>
>> Oh well that's absolutely bloody marvellous then!!
>
>If I could afford to live in Sudbury, I'd abscond too - and live a lot
>better in somewhere cheaper.
>
>Oh, as you were - not Sudbury, Suffolk then?

I'll tell you what, I wouldn't mind wanking you off all over my face.

How's that sound?
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