Re: Grumpy.


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On Sep 18, 8:25 am, "The Traveller" <nos...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
"Johnny" <Joh...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message

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Thank you, Ally. It hasn't gone but the pain killers are helping me
not to turn mentally derangement.

Edith.

It's way too late for that.

Johnny-zinger

I had my suspicions too, Johnny. So I made a mixture of mouth wash and
warm
water and syringed it into my ear, then put a few drops of Voltaren eye
drops in there and took two migraine tablets (two) and today it is itching
like mad but the pain is much less.

Doctor Edith.

Jesus. I hope I never faint whilst in your company Edith. I might come
to and find you've cut off my penis to aid the blood flow to my head.
Putting mouth wash and eye drops into the ear is a new one on me.
Usually warm olive oil held in with a plug of cotton wool is a
reasonable bit of home ear-DIY. Please don't think though that
sloshing in veg cooking oil and whacking in a tampon to hold it in
place is an acceptable compromise to my remedy. Go see a doctor if
your symtoms persist. You don't want to mess with your hearing. It
might spoil the tone and timbre of your lovely singing.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOFL. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those doctors don't know chitums.
Every time I go to a doctor here, they find nothing wrong with me and I get
worse. I needed penicillin and they are so mingy on it that I didn't bother
paying for petrol, receipt, consultation and medisin only to be told I had
an ear infection when I already know that. I'm feeling much better. I keep
falling over side ways but I guess that will go by after a day or two.
Tonight I may rinse out my ear with gin and shuv a onion in it.

Yours truly
Edith G. - possibly deceased-by the time you get this post.


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