Re: Votes
- From: "The Traveller" <nospam@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 28 Oct 2005 16:29:32 +0200
"Jpinny" <jpinny@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> a l l y wrote:
>
> >
> > I don't know where all these tales of randy milkmen came from. Real
milkmen
> > never had a minute to spare. My pal's dad was a milkman, and he worked
every
> > hour dog gave him. He was up about 4am, loading up his van, and drove
round
> > the streets with a couple of milk boys running up and down people's
paths
> > carrying the bottles. He'd have finished his rounds before 8am, so
everyone
> > had fresh milk for their breakfast, and then he'd be back at the dairy
> > (where I did some part time work for a while) where he'd maybe help in
the
> > shop, or be cleaning out the van (which always stank of sour milk
however
> > much you washed it). He was a hardworking man who barely saw his
> > customers -most of them would be still asleep as he drove past their
houses.
> > It was us lot in the shop who actually met them when they came in to pay
> > their weekly accounts. (Aye, and you wouldn't want to see most of that
lot
> > in slinky negligées, I can assure you!)
> >
> > ally
>
> Sean Connery was an Edinburgh milko before he was James Bond.
>
> Let's be charitable. I watched "Divorce Court" on TV the other day, and
> there was a woman divorcing her husband because he looked at websites
> featuring(and I quote) "Fatties and Grannies in clothes of a sexual
> nature". This offended his wife. The scorned woman herself was of
> proportions rarely seen outside the USA. The judge herself was shrieking
> with laughter and asking him if his wife's figure wasn't full enough for
> him.
>
> Jp
>
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA That was funny. It can only happen in America.
Edith.
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