Anyone in Camborne?

Just moved to Camborne from San Francisco to look after my mum who
lives here and has had to go into hospital.

I'm probably going to piss off a lot of people when I say this, but
this is probably the most boring place I've ever been.

I can't get a drink past 11PM, there are no cafes to hang out at, the
only book store is a crappy WH Simths, it fucking rains all the time, I
can't get any pot to smoke, right now it's 5:30AM, I've been up all
night and I can't find anywhere to get cigarettes.

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How the *** do you people survive?

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