Re: Im thinking of coming to the UK to live, how do I go about getting benefits and how much will I get.
- From: ecomania <grimus108@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:15:39 -0700
On Sep 28, 7:25 am, "Theo_Deli...@xxxxxxxxxxx"
On 28 Sep, 06:18, "Tony." <v_gete...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
I have expensive tastes, I would like to live in a detached house, and
be given a car, I like to eat breakfast out and have a least 3 evening
meals at good restaurants. I dont ask much but of course I would need
pocket money of around 5oquid/week on top.
So how do I go about it.
Paint yourself all over with walnut juice to darken your skin, convert
to Islam and marry at least two women - their ages and looks don't
really matter as they'd not be seen in public without a burka - and
have (or adopt) a number of brown-skinned children. Then the lot of
you should fly to England, "losing" your identity documents en route
so you can become an asylum sponger the instant you arrive. It may
also help your case if you have lost both hands due to fiddling with
explosives and if you start to preach sermons demanding that Allah
destroys the UK unless they repent and introduce Shariah law.
Otherwise, you've no chance, no chance at all.
With all our treaty obligations to fulfill, why the hell should we
make provision for a delusional Yorkshire felon returning from
Australia whose pancreas has been docked of its tail?
x If you have been, please don't come back.
nasty bwitish cunt
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