Ex-gf is pregnant and claims baby is mine = impossible!

This might have some of the guys laughing.

My ex-girlfriend is pregnant.

I actually found out from a friend of hers a few days ago, but she has
just phoned me claiming that she knows the baby is mine and that she
wants me back in her life to face my responsibilities. In other words,
I'm paying for it.

I laughed and told her it isn't mine, told her to *** off and put the
phone down. She called back saying that I better face facts and had
better help her financially or she's going to take me to court and
make things very difficult for me. I repeated that it isn't mine and
put the phone down again.

So, several threatening text messages later I thought I'd check
something with any legal experts on here. Especially regarding the CSA
and their methods because I have heard some nasty stuff about them.

Now I never trusted her anyway, we were only together for about 6
months and to be perfectly honest I always knew she was using me for
my money, my car and my nice apartment. She was well out of my league
otherwise! :-)

And her behavior now re-enforces that view. So I'm looking at getting
back at her because during our relationship I neglected to tell her
one small detail - I had a vasectomy two years ago!

I do hope *some* of you are smiling at this point because I've got a
huge grin on my face.

I never told her and I still haven't told her yet. Why? Yes, because
I'm being a ***, but also because I know now she must have cheated
on me.

So, my question for the legal experts is this. If I now decide not to
tell her, let her carry on threatening me and let it go as far as I
can, what are the legal ramifications for me?

I heard stories a few years ago where the CSA were demanding money
from some guy and *he* was forced to get a DNA test to prove he wasn't
the kid. Is that sort of thing true?

Can she still *** me up?










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