Re: Violent internet porn to be banned

On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 00:01:16 +0100, AlanG <invalid@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 19:34:33 GMT, Martin Milan <I8sp@xxxxxx> wrote:
>
>>=?UTF-8?B?UGFsaW5kcuKYu21l?= <sb382638@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in
>>news:11h9bth19lidm5b@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:
>>
>>> Martin Milan wrote:
>>>
>>>> Why Sue - I'm almost tempted to ask for your phone number :o)
>>>
>>> I only give it to wierdos and cannon fodder, as proven by the nature of
>>> my past b/fs..
>>>
>>> --
>>> Sue
>>
>>lol...
>
>Of course we need to discover whether you like being covered in
>marmite and having it licked off or covering your 'friend' in marmite
>and being the licker in order to decide which sort of pervert you
>were.
>
>OTOH if you were intending to lower home office apparatchiks and MPs
>head first into a large jar of marmite and hold them until they
>stopped kicking I would have only admiration for you

You'd need a really big jar of Marmite to lower Charles Clarke into. A
week's entire production, probably. And after he had been pulled out,
the contents could be donated to HM Prison Service, although my
preference is for Bovril.

MM
.

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