Re: Right then

In article <60edhiF1poakrU2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
[ste parker] <imaginey@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Sir Chewbury Gubbins wrote:
Jon Ross the Monkey was never naughty:
I've had all my vaccinations, got a can of Mace, a stun gun and a
biohazard suit.

I'm off to see Zo then.

Top tip: Let the wookiee win.

Joke doesn't really work post haircut.

With less hair, to which science-fiction alien race does Zo now bear
resemblance? We should take a poll and publish the results. And now we
have a handy website on which to do so!

-KKC, digging on Yoda Stories.
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