Re: Door-to-door piligrim

Bev wrote in an uninformed manner:

That can't be right. Them oop Norf wouldn't have any pooter skills, poor
or otherwise, cos pooters need lectrics and surge protection and all
that.

I'm sorry, but I have to take exception to this kind of nonsense. My
researchers tell me you live in Wales and that is clearly why you
mention surge protection. Here in London we don't know anything about
surge protection as we have excellent infrastructure paid for by those
people who pay taxes. I don't pay taxes, of course, because I have
vast off-shore investments. I must make it perfectly clear that the
plans for overspend on the Olympics shouldn't be under-estimated:
surge protection is quite pointless here.

Once again, you defend the ignorance of these oop north johnnies, but
let me tell you they have no excuse for being ignorant because New
Labour has introduced all these wonderful academies as another way of
lining my pocket. As a Tory, I find that gratifying because they take
all the stick while we make the money. Anything else you wanted to be
informed about before I get back to my Veuve Cliquot?

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Sebastian, Lord Coat of Umbradge
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