Re: When I reflect on the wine I've drunk...



Bev wented:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.

Ah, so that explains why I can't find them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.

Ah, that that accounts for your hobby, Bev....

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

Cummeeeerrrrrr Bevvv, oi god zummmmut oi wontzer tell youm... hic!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you
think you can logically converse with members of the
opposite s e x without spitting.

Oh, that's nothing to do with alcohol. I've always realised that it's
impossible to converse logically with a woman!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

Not so loud, please, Bev.
--
greebs
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