Re: Oh, plums!

On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:09:35 -0000, Bev <bev@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

greebo blathered...
Bev wented:

My plum tree is in blossom.

I've always though that.

I'll take that as a complement from someone who is, himself, known for
his beautifully burnished, juicy, heavy, ripe plums.

Take pity on me then.

I found a maggot in one of my Tesco's plums. I returned it and was
given a full refund. The refund receipt read: "Mr Wiggins. 58p
refund. Faulty purple plums."
--
"Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble
their food and tyrannise their teachers."
- Socrates (470-399BC)
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