Re: Bloody Spiders!


"Paul Griffiths" <paul@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Paul Griffiths" <paul@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Why is it, if you are bursting for the loo, just as you sit down
and
get to the point of no return (so to speak), you see a humongous
great spider in the corner, 2 foot away from you?

They can't jump 2 feet, you know, and even if they could they'd have
trouble breaking your skin with their mandibles.

How do you know how far they can jump?

Guinness Book of Records. They're not in it.

Maybe they didn't want to be.

Ah so you think they probably could jump they just prefer not to try or
are
lazy?

Yus.

And Daughter No 2 didn't mind picking spiders up for me till she got
bitten!

By a spider? Where?

At home.

I meant which part of her body? Skin thickness varies.

Her hand.

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Ellie


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