Re: Old laptop power problem


"Adrian C" <email@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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"Nick Le Lievre" <nicklelievre@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

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Bugger, I started reading the post without looking at who wrote it, I
thought it was going to have a point.

Today I got up and had a shower before breakfast. I'll probably have a
haircut this afternoon. I need to decide whether to walk to the barber
up the road where there's at least a 50% chance of a fit bird cutting my
hair or drive a bit further to where they're cheaper and all female but
not so attractive.


Yeah. This morning I rose out of bed. To do this I had to place both hands
out by my side and push up against the matress. Adrian C

I had a matress once...

I wanted a really good one so I found this excellent one but it was
expensive but then I saw a cheaper one that wasn't so good so I thought that
would be better than the really good one I saw and so I had that one and
when it came they refused to carry it up the stairs so they left it in the
hallway so then I had to struggle to get it where I wanted it but when I did
I found it had springs in it but I wanted foam like the really good one I
saw but didn't buy cuz I'm a retard and so I sent it back but they said they
could only collect during the week I made special arrangement to miss my
really interesting and totally dull and pointless appointment that I'll
describe in totally exhaustive detaild because I know that nobody wants to
know all the details but for some completely irrational reason I think
everybody really needs to know so I'll tell you all but in the meantime I
decided I should have bought the bed I really wanted in the first place and
so I didn't order it because I saw something different but not as good but
for some dumb *** reason I thought it would be better than the one I saw
which was totally 110% what I really needed but I thought something far more
inferior would be better so I decided that would be the one to go for but
they could only deliver it during week days between twelve and one o'clock
so I made arrangements to miss my navel combing classes so I could be in
when they arrived to deliver it between twelve and one o'clock which was the
only time they could deliver it because they couldn't deliver it at any
other time but between twelve and one o'clock which is when I have my navel
combing classes except Fridays when I go out on the pull to show off my
immaculately groomed navel to any young girlies I can find who are really
interested so much so that they run off in amazement when I show them my
immaculately groomed navel which is a result of my daily navel grooming
classes which I attend every day except last Tuesday when I had to wait in
for my new matress to arrive but imagine my total shock awe and amazement
when I thought of some more superlatives not to describe the new matress
which was not as good as I thought it would be and nowhere near as good as
the one I really wanted which was the one I really wanted but because I'm a
great steaming ignorant turd who has no common sense and doesn't listen to
the advice of people I ask for advice who I ignore because the little voices
inside my head know better so do you think I should buy the one that is
really good or the one that is *** either way I will write at great length
to let you know how I get on with the next matress which I can guarantee
will not look sound or be as good as the one everyone recommends but I'll
get it anyway cause I'm a twat?



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