Re: Accountants Certificate

Ronald Raygun wrote:
> troysteadman@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
>
> > Uh huh!
> >
> > IR man: Can you tell me what...
> >
> > Travel £2,000
> > Electric £500
> > [add very long list]
> >
> > ...comprise?
>
> Joe: Certainly. It's all there in the box. Take all the time you need.

IR: I've taken all the time I want and having looked at your box *very*
carefully I've assessed you for £10,000 more tax. Here's your box
back. Oops sorry! I appear to have lost it.

> > Joe: Not offhand no.
> > IR man: In that case I assess you for another £10,000 of tax.
>
> Joe: You can't do that, it violates the Taxpayer's Charter.

Bollocks it does, are you saying no business needs to keep accounts? A
Tesco carrier-bag full of incompete records is all that is required?

.

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